Surprise Ninja!
Being to broke to drink I haven't really done anything cool in the last few weeks so I figured I'd bust out with an old story of mine. Luckily somebody brought up something a few days ago that reminded me of this...
Well a few years ago I was living in Walla Walla in this really shitty house in a crappy part of the town. Rent was fucking cheap, $130 a month, so I really didn't give a shit. I'd live in a shack for that much. I lived with a friend of mine and two chicks, the guys in the basement rooms, the girls upstairs on the second floor. We ended up moving in late so it fucked over room selection. Actually one of the girls was on the Seattle Supersonics dance team last year.
Anyways one day I sitting in my basement room not doing a fucking thing when someone starts pounding on the door. I was the only one home and seriously thought of just ignoring it, but figured I might as well answer it. I race my fat ass upstairs and open the door. Fuck yeah it was a cop. First thing I'm thinking is, "What the fuck did I steal or break this time?".
He asks if I live there and I say yes. He then asks if I'd follow him. We walk down the porch and to the side of our house. That side of the house has a couple feet of yard, alley, yard then our neighbors house. Once we get there he points to the ground and says, "This is very unsanitary you should probably clean that up. You wouldn't want kids playing with those would you?".
It takes me a couple of minutes to realize what the fuck I'm looking at. It looks like the ground is littered with dirty green, red, blue and yellow balloons. Then it fucking hits me, they're used condoms.
So, the cop leaves, I go back down into my room and start laughing. It was pretty easy to put two and two together. My roomate was fucking her boyfriend, then instead of throwing them away he was just tossing them out the upstairs window into the alley.
Being a true gentleman that I am, I make sure I tell everybody what happened then have that fuck go clean that shit up. Fucking douche.
The only thing that sucks is that I didn't have a camera to capture this magic moment.
Oh well. I own.
Well a few years ago I was living in Walla Walla in this really shitty house in a crappy part of the town. Rent was fucking cheap, $130 a month, so I really didn't give a shit. I'd live in a shack for that much. I lived with a friend of mine and two chicks, the guys in the basement rooms, the girls upstairs on the second floor. We ended up moving in late so it fucked over room selection. Actually one of the girls was on the Seattle Supersonics dance team last year.
Anyways one day I sitting in my basement room not doing a fucking thing when someone starts pounding on the door. I was the only one home and seriously thought of just ignoring it, but figured I might as well answer it. I race my fat ass upstairs and open the door. Fuck yeah it was a cop. First thing I'm thinking is, "What the fuck did I steal or break this time?".
He asks if I live there and I say yes. He then asks if I'd follow him. We walk down the porch and to the side of our house. That side of the house has a couple feet of yard, alley, yard then our neighbors house. Once we get there he points to the ground and says, "This is very unsanitary you should probably clean that up. You wouldn't want kids playing with those would you?".
It takes me a couple of minutes to realize what the fuck I'm looking at. It looks like the ground is littered with dirty green, red, blue and yellow balloons. Then it fucking hits me, they're used condoms.
So, the cop leaves, I go back down into my room and start laughing. It was pretty easy to put two and two together. My roomate was fucking her boyfriend, then instead of throwing them away he was just tossing them out the upstairs window into the alley.
Being a true gentleman that I am, I make sure I tell everybody what happened then have that fuck go clean that shit up. Fucking douche.
The only thing that sucks is that I didn't have a camera to capture this magic moment.
Oh well. I own.
posted by Dern at 4:23 AM
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