Dern gets a Mullet!

I guess I'll get right to the pictures. I honestly don't know how long I let my hair grow but who really cares. I can't tell you why I did this except perhaps my white trash genes decided it was time to honor my ancestors.



If you look closely at this picture you can see my sweet mustache. That motherfucker took me over a week to grow. Notice how it grows in all white trashy. The best part is I shaved nothing on my face that week, fuck you I can't grow hair on my cheeks.



Thats me about an hour before people started showing up for the kegger. Luckily for me the flannel hid my sugar tities. Oh and eat shit, that poster in the background isn't mine, my roomates are hicks.



This is me Monday morning. I can't believe I let this motherfucker stay on my head this long.

Now every Dernsaw post isn't complete without something to do with drinking. Because we threw a kegger, I had a mullet, and the beer was Kokanee, I ended up blacking out most of the night.

For some reason a buddy of mine decided it would be a sweet idea to hook me up this one of his girlfriends friends on this night. Already featured here (Scroll down to the 4th bullet). Now I know that since I have a mullet the only bitch I'm fucking is either my cousin or wieghts 250+ pounds. Luckily for me my cock tells me my cousins aren't in town.

Well we pick up the keg around 7pm on Saturday night. Then for some lame reason everybody decides they have something better to do and leaves. Now I'm sitting in my house, with a mullet, a keg of Kokanee, and nothing to do. So I do what anybody else in my position would do if they had a mullet, I turned up some Manowar and tapped that fucking keg.

Needless to say I'm fucking hammered before people even start showing up, I don't fuck the bitch with no voice and I still have a mullet.

All in all a good weekend and mullets own.